Pataniscas Satânicas

Pataniscas Satânicas

quarta-feira, 8 de julho de 2015

Trendy trends that are trending like a MoFo!

Yo, bitches and thugs, here's your favourite pimp going beast mode for your exclusive convenience!

Get here all your know-how on the trendy trends that are trending like a MoFo!

You know what I talk about! You know what I means! What u want? Cute cats?


Nude celebrities?
We have them all!!!

Be it clickbait, call it ambush marketing, this blog is going all up in your face, spitting flavor left and right, we will Buzzfeed your tastebuds like indian curry lava!

Pataniscas will drone your brain with so much hot trending info-juice, you will think Princess Charlotte is a third rate slovenian celebrity, 'cause your brain doing laps around the mental house!

We will steroid inject your mind with so many meme variations, so much culture trivia, you will start shitting Trival Pursuit Boardgames! Full Millenium Edition, hard cardboard boxes!

Today we are gonna talk about 5 superfoods that will grant you immortality within a week, after describing 10 ways to lose weight while injecting pure hog fat into your bloodstream!
You can also use these 3 dumb tricks that will turn you into the HulK, gym owners do not want you to know! And while the real soccer star Hulk has shot a ball into orbit.... OF JUPITER, watch a seven year old child wrestle a 30 foot Great White Shark!!

Afterwards, we will show you everything that is blowing up insanely, in world news: GERMANY IS INVANDING GREECE! (with rating agencies downgrades), and vampire fish are falling from he sky!!!

As it turns out chocolate cures cancer in haste, while eating vegetables gives you fulminant ass cancer instantly!!!

Also, a tiny cute hamster rode on a cat's back to the county fair.

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4 comentários:

  1. The #shamelesspandering begins because we are #sellingout due to #yolo and #allyourbasesarebelongtous

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    1. Está na altura da imprensa tradicional ser fuzilada pelo nyan cat atrás de um barracão.

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    2. O Nyan Cat olha para a imprensa tradicional como o Gutenberg olhava para os monges copistas

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    3. #gutenberg. stop the presses!!!! Newspapers are dead!

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